start of a children's story??

Frodo, Frodo, no stew for you!

Her mother, perhaps the kindest person in the world, started lavishing the young couple with ample amounts of her cooking. Chicken pie, Shepard's pie, beef stew, and steak for D.

The couple would eat what they could for a few days and then invariably passed the left overs on to the dogs. Most of the food, you may have noticed, tended to be on the heartier side of cooking thus, leading their doting, diminutive dogs to acquire rather large appetites.

One day when Kat was away and wasn't at home to feed the dogs, she heard reports from D that the dogs had ravenously devoured three bowls of dry dog food.

Kat came home and noticed that the sweet little rolls around Frodo's neck had become substantially fuller and it was with great difficulty that she lifted him in to bed that night.

Lemon Out!

The only shows D and I watch together every week are the office, followed by 30 Rock. Enjoy this video of Liz Lemon's best moments. I love how she says "Lemon out" when she's done something really dorky and must leave the room.

Photo Tag

Just as I was looking for a reason to put off reading A Guide to Action Research, I saw that I have been tagged by Naomi in photo tag. I'll copy the rules from her page.

Go to the 4th folder in your computer where you store your pictures.

Pick the 4th picture in that folder.

Explain the picture.Tag 4 people to do the same

I don't think I'll tag 4 more people since I don't have too many blog friends to continue the chain. Here's the picture. It's in a folder titled South Africa/December 2005. I think I put it in that folder because it's from around the same time period. It's a picture of the Glenns and I on our way to a wedding in Williamsburg. I think the wedding was in November.

Patient Bear

Quite fitting, really.

Two of my favorites

Grandpa and Bea. They're best buds.

New Books

Last Monday I walked into Barnes and Noble with $45 in gift cards and an endless array of possibilities. I was like a kid in a candy store. After some pondering I walked out with the following books:

Brothers Karamazov
-Fydor Dostoevsky
** This book is a beast and will have to be conquered when I have the time and mental energy. I know that it will be very rewarding though.

To the Light House
-Virginia Wolf
**Hmmm...I started this one and was a little bored. Disappointing, really.

Brideshead Revisited
-Evelyn Waugh
**Sumptuous and delicious. For those who plan on seeing the movie, I recommend reading the book or watching the BBC series first. The movie is very loosely based on the book but does visually re-create the sensuous feast evoked by reading Waugh's verses.

Some other books that I have had for a couple of months are:

Runaway
-Alice Munro

The Blind Assassin
-Margaret Atwood

I have read about half of the short stories in Runaway but want to save the rest for later since I like them so much. Her writing conjures up all those dark feelings about human nature you didn't know you had. I love her writer's "voice" and wish I could write short stories like hers. I have started The Blind Assassin but as I should really just settle on one book, I think I will stick to Brideshead for the moment. Sadly school starts in a week and no doubt my time will be filled with reading fascinating charts on research. Blah.

SAD BUT TRUE

Over the past eight years his addresses have come to demonstrate a rigor and discipline at expressing oneself in the English language unmatched by many. It is with this statement that I sadly look to January 20th when that corrupt terrorist will start leading our country and speaking to us in full sentences .

Since there are so many obvious and serious problems for which we can blame Bush--the economy, the war, the lack of funds for education--I choose to focus on the more amusing verbal deficiencies that have come to be known as "Bushisms."

From the BBC article here are some words of wisdom:

On education--
"Reading is the basics for all learning."
Reston, Virginia, 28 March, 2000

"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."
CNN, 30 August, 2000

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001

On a more trashy note, I heard that Oprah is up to 200 pounds and wants to lose 35 pounds before the Inauguration. Good luck girl.